Disciples of Lol
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[edit] Disciples of Lol
The Disciples of Lol are an insane cult that has recently formed, on both the Horde and Alliance.
[edit] Their Beliefs
The disciples believe that the old god Lol will destroy the world, and forge a new world with only his disciples. They also believe that the Omfg, a combination of a Man, Bear, Boar, and Wolf, will be the creature which destroys the world. The Omfg is formed when the Rofl (Man and Bear) and the Zomg (Boar and Wolf) mate. Their child is the Omfg.
[edit] Their Language
Some words in the Lollian language:
Lol - Their god, the ruler of all Disciples.
Wtf - A ritual performed between mother and child.
Omg - Someone who aspires to be as great as the omfg.
Rofl - The Manbear, progenitor of the Omfg.
Omfg - The Omfg. It will destroy the world, Oh my fucking god.
Zomg - The Boarwolf, progenitor of the Omfg.
Plz - A word used when speaking with those more powerful than oneself.
Ty - An expression, it is unknown what it means.
Wtb - Believed to mean that the disciple is in love.
Wts - Believed to mean that the disciple wishes to sell you certain favors.
Lolrp - An insult used against non-disciples.
lrn2ply - The 2 is pronounced To
Noob - A very common Lollian word, used in almost every occasion where non-Disciples are involved
[edit] Ways to scare them away
The Disciples of Lol are best stopped using the Ignore spell. Eventually, they lose interest and will leave you alone. If they continue, a more powerful spell is in order: The Talk to a GM Spell. This spell can take between five minutes and half an hour to cast, but once cast, you can expect action to be taken. However, you must ask the Disciple of Lol to leave before you cast this spell, or it will not work.
[edit] Known Lols
Travin - Harmful to Roleplaying. Holds homosexual weddings. Known to ERP in Taverns.
Peach - Alt of Travin.
And others. This list will expand.
